Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Humor and Laughter Quotations



Your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter.  Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little century after century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast.  Against the assault of laughter, nothing can withstand.
--Mark Twin

Such a laugh was [like] money in a man’s pocket, because it cut down on the doctor’s bills like  
--Mark Twain

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow.  There is no humor in heaven.
 --Mark Twain

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
--Will Rogers

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane
--Robert Frost

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
--Kurt Vonnegut

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.                                        
 --Maya Angelou

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
--Charles Dickens                             

With mirth and humor let old age wrinkles com
--Williams Shakespeare

He had an idea that even when beaten he could steal a little victory by laughing at defeat.                     --John Steinbeck

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
--Charlie Chaplin

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Things Not to Say to the Police!

22 Things To Never W
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on COPS?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Monday, February 3, 2020


Lead Respondent Presentations
The Sounds and Silence of Laughter
Spring 2020

02/10
The Importance of Being Ernest
Elizabeth Ross, Eric Haacker, and Rachel Maddy

02/12
“The Secret Life of Walter Mitty”
McKenna Shaffer and Kendall James

02/24
Laughter, pages 75-127 (chapters 5 & 6)
DJ Moore and Ben Warren

03/30
Poking a Dead Frog, pages 1-22 and 32-48
Alec Foster, Bridger Tenney, and Patrick Riegel

04/15
“Tips For Women: How to Have a Relationship with a Guy”
Kelley Phillips, Catherine Forte, and Kait Mitchell

Wednesday, January 15, 2020


HCOL-40000-675: The Sounds and Silence of Laughter
Spring 2020, MW, 3:30-4:50 PM, Schar. 2011

What’s so funny? Why do you laugh?  What makes you laugh?  These are some of the questions that will be discussed throughout The Sounds and Silence of Laughter.  Laughter seems so natural and spontaneous, but it is also a complicated reaction.  Laughter is often the best medicine, and yet it is just as often a destructive weapon.  We generally like to laugh, but for centuries laughter was considered a sign of a weak character and humor discredited as a crude and vulgar genre.  This course will explore the history and theories of humor while examining a wide variety of critical and humorous texts and media.

01/13, M
introduction

01/15, W
What’s Funny?

01/20, M                                                                                                 
MLK Day

01/22, W
Comic Relief, 2-39

01/27, M
Comic Relief, 41-68

01/29, W
Comic Relief, 91-124

02/03, M
Franklin and Satire

02/05, W
The Importance of Being Ernest

02/10, M
The Importance of Being Ernest

02/12, W
“The Secret Life of Walter Mitty,” short story by James Thurber (available on the internet)

02/17, M
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (film)

02/19, W
Twain and Humor


02/24, M
Laughter, 75-127

02/26, W
Laughter, 129-187

03/02, M
Laughter, 189-215

03/04, W
take-home midterm essay due
in-class midterm

03/09 M
Spring Break

03/11, W
Spring Break

03/16, M
The Comic Toolbox, 1-57

03/18, W
The Comic Toolbox, 58-115

03/23, M
The Comic Toolbox, 117-161

03/25 W
The Greatest Comedy Film!

03/30, M
Dead Frog, 1-22, 32-48

04/01, W [April Fool’s Day!]
Dead Frog, 115-137, 181-196

04/06, M
Dead Frog, 239-262, 404-419

04/08, W
“Vacation ’58,” short story by John Hughes (pdf)

04/13, M
Nora Ephron, “A Few Words About Breasts” (pdf)


04/15, W
Dave Barry, “Tips for Women: How to Have a Relationship with a Guy” (pdf)

04/20, M
Writing Limericks

04/22, W
Screening of the Greatest Comedy Film

04/27, M
Final Presentations

04/29, W
Final Presentations

Requirements:

1) Journal Blogging: Throughout the semester you are required to keep a journal and post a minimum of 12 entries6 before Spring Break, and 6 after Spring Break.  In eight of these entries (4 before and 4 after Spring Break) you are asked to comment on your learning experiences.  Every couple of weeks or so you are expected to blog about what you have learned in our class, in your other classes, or outside of your classes, that you found interesting, useful, and/or relevant. What you write is up to you. What I ask is that you reflect on your learning experiences and assess the value of these experiences in terms of your own life. 

Also, in terms of our class focus, I ask that you write 4 blogs (2 before and 2 after Spring Break) about two different incidents in which either you or people you observed broke out into fits of uncontrollable laughter.  Using your blog, reflect back on not only what specifically caused the laughter but also how either you or the people you were with were affected by the laughter incident.

To create your blog, I strongly suggest either Blogger or WordPress.

The minimum journal entries required: twelve entries.

3) Midterm and Final Exams: There will be both midterm and final exams, and both exams will be take-home essays. These exams will not primarily test for familiarity with course content but will also be used to reflect on your learning experiences. My intention is to encourage your critical thinking and self-evaluation.  In addition to the take-home essay, the final exam will also have a brief self-reflective in-class activity during the final exam week.

4) In-Class Writing and Activities. In most classes there will be short writing exercises or some type of class-related activity. The writing exercises will serve as a reading check, but they will also be used to generate discussion.  At the end of the semester you will receive a cumulative score for your in-class work.

5) Student Presentations I: Lead Respondent Assignment. Throughout the semester students will be asked to help lead discussions concerning the assigned reading texts, and these assignments must be undertaken in small groups of 2-4 students.  Each group will choose a text or group of texts, assigned on specific class days, and will be expected to make a presentation to the class that will encourage insight and discussion.  These presentations may include information about the author[s], the text’s composition, and an analysis of its themes and issues.  More importantly, these presentations should also include a discussion of what the group thinks is relevant in the text and a list of questions for discussion.  These presentations should be informative, creative, and engaging.  A brief handout summarizing key points and pertinent information and listing the discussion questions is required. 

6) Student Presentations II: The Greatest Comedy Film of All Time!  In a small group (2-4), students are asked to research comedy films that have been listed as some of the greatest comedy films ever, and then—collectively—choose the one that you think the best or funniest overall.  In class you must present short clips from the film and then discuss why you think it’s the best comic film overall.  At the end of class, we will vote on the best comic film (and best overall presentation).  Your primary task, then, is to frame an argument to convince the class that your film is truly the greatest comedy film.

7) Student Presentations III: What We Learned!  For the final assignments, student teams (2-4 students) are required to create and present a brief video project (8 to 10 minutes) that offers a concluding reflection of their thoughts, observations, and experiences throughout the semester in our class.  There is no specific format or formula, but students are asked to reflect on what they experienced as learners that was interesting, striking, memorable, and/or relevant. These videos should be engaging and creative.  Along with the video presentation, student teams must submit a 1-2-page justification of their presentation (1 justification per presentation).  Both videos and justifications must be uploaded to the blogs.

8) Participation and Attendance: I am not formally setting an attendance policy, and you are responsible for your own attendance. I caution you, however, to keep in mind that in-class writings and activities cannot be made up or turned in late. Also, please keep in mind that active participation is expected, and both written and verbal contributions will count towards participation.

9) Sense of Humor and An Appreciation of Irony: Given the course’s subject matter, a willingness to laugh is essential.  I also ask for your patience, understanding, and good humor. I sincerely wish that all of us enjoy our work together this semester, and I ask for your help in making this course a success.

10) Never Use the Non-Word “Very.”  For the rest of the semester, at least in our class, this useless four-letter word is forbidden.

Grading Scale:

15%--Midterm Take-Home Essay
15%--Final Take-Home Exam
5%--In-Class Final Exam
15%--Blogging
15%--Classroom Presentation I: Lead Respondent Presentation
15%--Classroom Presentation II: The Greatest Comedy Film of All Time
15%--Classroom Presentation III: Final Presentations
5%--In-Class Writing and Activities
Concerning grades, I do make use of the plus/minus system.  Also, I expect Honors students to demonstrate excellence in all of their work.  Weak, sloppy effort is always difficult to mask and will always receive less than full credit. 

Required Texts:
Comic Relief: A Comprehensive Philosophy of Humor, John Morreall
The Comic Toolbox: How to be Funny Even If You’re Not, John Vorhaus
Anguished English, Richard Lederer
The Importance of Being Ernest, Oscar Wilde
Poking a Dead Frog, Mike Sacks
Laughter, Robert R. Provine

Dan Williams
TCU Press (3000 Sandage) and 1238 Library
817-257-5907 (campus)
Office Hours: by appointment.  I will meet with students whenever it is most convenient, but since I work out of two offices, please check in advance where I’ll be working on a particular day and time.  I am free for online virtual office hours virtually any day.

Course Outcomes:

--a familiarity with the history and theories of humor and laughter
--a familiarity with multiple cultural concepts, aesthetic approaches, and ideological perspectives of humor and laughter
--a familiarity with the genres, types, and media of humor
--a specific acquaintance with representative comedic texts
--a familiarity with the structures, practices, and conventions of comedic writing
--a general understanding of how laughter and humor function socially and culturally
--an ability to distinguish between positive and negative humor

Academic Conduct:
 TCU Mission: To educate individuals to think and act as ethical leaders and responsible citizens in the global community.
Honors Pledge: “As a member of the John V. Roach Honors College, I pledge to dedicate myself to intellectual inquiry, life-long learning, and critical thinking, to demonstrate personal and academic integrity, and to engage others in earnest and respectful discussion with an open mind.”

Netiquette: Communication Courtesy Code

All members of the class are expected to follow rules of common courtesy in all email messages, discussions, and chats. If I deem any of them to be inappropriate or offensive, I will forward the message to the Chair of the department and appropriate action will be taken, not excluding expulsion from the course. The same rules apply online as they do in person. Be respectful of other students. Foul discourse will not be tolerated. Please take a moment and read the basic information about netiquette (http://www.albion.com/netiquette/).
Participating in the virtual realm, including social media sites and shared-access sites sometimes used for educational collaborations, should be done with honor and integrity. This site provides guidance on personal media accounts and sites (https://tinyurl.com/PersonalMedia).

Academic Misconduct

Academic Misconduct (Sec. 3.4 from the TCU Code of Student Conduct): Any act that violates the academic integrity of the institution is considered academic misconduct. The procedures used to resolve suspected acts of academic misconduct are available in the offices of Academic Deans and the Office of Campus Life and are listed in detail in the Undergraduate Catalog. Specific examples include, but are not limited to:
·       Cheating: Copying from another student’s test paper, laboratory report, other report, or computer files and listings; using, during any academic exercise, material and/or devices not authorized by the person in charge of the test; collaborating with or seeking aid from another student during a test or laboratory without permission; knowingly using, buying, selling, stealing, transporting, or soliciting in its entirety or in part, the contents of a test or other assignment unauthorized for release; substituting for another student or permitting another student to substitute for oneself.
·       Plagiarism: The appropriation, theft, purchase or obtaining by any means another’s work, and the unacknowledged submission or incorporation of that work as one’s own offered for credit. Appropriation includes the quoting or paraphrasing of another’s work without giving credit therefore. 
·       Collusion: The unauthorized collaboration with another in preparing work offered for credit.
·       Abuse of resource materials: Mutilating, destroying, concealing, or stealing such material.
·       Computer misuse: Unauthorized or illegal use of computer software or hardware through the TCU Computer Center or through any programs, terminals, or freestanding computers owned, leased or operated by TCU or any of its academic units for the purpose of affecting the academic standing of a student.
·       Fabrication and falsification: Unauthorized alteration or invention of any information or citation in an academic exercise. Falsification involves altering information for use in any academic exercise. Fabrication involves inventing or counterfeiting information for use in any academic exercise.
·       Multiple submission: The submission by the same individual of substantial portions of the same academic work (including oral reports) for credit more than once in the same or another class without authorization.
·       Complicity in academic misconduct: Helping another to commit an act of academic misconduct.
·       Bearing false witness: Knowingly and falsely accusing another student of academic misconduct.

 

Anti-Discrimination and Title IX Information

Statement on TCU’s Discrimination Policy

TCU prohibits discrimination and harassment based on age, race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, gender expression, national origin, ethnic origin, disability, predisposing genetic information, covered veteran status, and any other basis protected by law, except as permitted by law. TCU also prohibits unlawful sexual and gender-based harassment and violence, sexual assault, incest, statutory rape, sexual exploitation, intimate partner violence, bullying, stalking, and retaliation. We understand that discrimination, harassment, and sexual violence can undermine students’ academic success and we encourage students who have experienced any of these issues to talk to someone about their experience, so they can get the support they need.

Statement on Title IX at TCU

As an instructor, one of my responsibilities is to help create a safe learning environment on our campus. It is my goal that you feel able to share information related to your life experiences in classroom discussions, in your written work, and in our one-on-one meetings. I will seek to keep any information your share private to the greatest extent possible. However, I have a mandatory reporting responsibility under TCU policy and federal law and I am required to share any information I receive regarding sexual harassment, discrimination, and related conduct with TCU’s Title IX Coordinator. Students can receive confidential support and academic advocacy by contacting TCU’s Confidential Advocate in the Campus Advocacy, Resources & Education office at (817) 257-5225 or the Counseling & Mental Health Center at https://counseling.tcu.edu/ or by calling (817) 257-7863. Alleged violations can be reported to the Title IX Office at https://titleix.tcu.edu/student-toolkit/ or by calling (817) 257-8228. Should you wish to make a confidential report, the Title IX Office will seek to maintain your privacy to the greatest extent possible, but cannot guarantee confidentiality. Reports to law enforcement can be made to the Fort Worth Police Department at 911 for an emergency and (817) 335-4222 for non-emergency or TCU Police at (817) 257-7777.

Obligations to Report Conduct Raising Title IX or VAWA Issues

Mandatory Reporters: All TCU employees, except Confidential Resources, are considered Mandatory Reporters for purposes of their obligations to report, to the Coordinator, conduct that raises Title IX and/or VAWA (Violence Against Women Act) issues.
Mandatory Reporters are required to immediately report to the Coordinator information about conduct that raises Title IX and/or VAWA issues, including any reports, complaints or allegations of sexual harassment, discrimination and those forms of prohibited conduct that relate to nonconsensual sexual intercourse or contact, sexual exploitation, intimate partner violence, stalking and retaliation involving any member of the TCU community, except as otherwise provided within the Policy on Prohibited Discrimination, Harassment and Related Conduct.

Mandatory Reporters may receive this information in a number of ways. For example, a complainant may report the information directly to a Mandatory Reporter, a witness or third-party may provide information to a Mandatory Reporter, or a Mandatory Reporter may personally witness such conduct. A Mandatory Reporter’s obligation to report such information to the Coordinator does not depend on how he/she received the information. Mandatory Reporters must provide all known information about conduct that raises Title IX or VAWA issues to the Coordinator, including the identities of the parties, the date, time and location, and any other details. Failure of a Mandatory Reporters to provide such information to the Coordinator in a timely manner may subject the employee to appropriate discipline, including removal from a position or termination of employment.

Mandatory Reporters cannot promise to refrain from forwarding the information to the Coordinator if it raises Title IX or VAWA issues or withhold information about such conduct from the Coordinator. Mandatory Reporters may provide support and assistance to a complainant, witness, or respondent, but they should not conduct any investigation or notify the respondent unless requested to do so by the Coordinator.

Mandatory Reporters are not required to report information disclosed (1) at public awareness events (e.g., “Take Back the Night,” candlelight vigils, protests, “survivor speak-outs,” or other public forums in which students may disclose such information (collectively, public awareness events); or (2) during an individual’s participation as a subject in an Institutional Review Board approved human subjects research protocol (IRB Research). TCU may provide information about Title IX rights and available resources and support at public awareness events, however, and Institutional Review Boards may, in appropriate cases, require researchers to provide such information to all subjects of IRB Research.
911 for an emergency and (817) 335-4222 for non-emergency or TCU Police at (817) 257-7777.

Statement of Disability Services at TCU

Disabilities Statement: Texas Christian University complies with the Americans with Disabilities Act and Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973 regarding students with disabilities. Eligible students seeking accommodations should contact the Coordinator of Student Disabilities Services in the Center for Academic Services located in Sadler Hall, room 1010 or http://www.acs.tcu.edu/disability_services.asp. Accommodations are not retroactive, therefore, students should contact the Coordinator as soon as possible in the term for which they are seeking accommodations.
Further information can be obtained from the Center for Academic Services, TCU Box 297710, Fort Worth, TX 76129, or at (817) 257-6567.
Adequate time must be allowed to arrange accommodations and accommodations are not retroactive; therefore, students should contact the Coordinator as soon as possible in the academic term for which they are seeking accommodations. Each eligible student is responsible for presenting relevant, verifiable, professional documentation and/or assessment reports to the Coordinator. Guidelines for documentation may be found at http://www.acs.tcu.edu/disability_documentation.asp.
Students with emergency medical information or needing special arrangements in case a building must be evacuated should discuss this information with their instructor/professor as soon as possible.





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